Unrhymed Iambic Pentameter

Today Today Today Today Today..
Walked a mile or two in old navy shoes
feared for my life
Was saved by an angel
This is why I love God.
the end.

Between

I love Wayne Brady and I love Sesame Street. Wayne Brady should be doing waaayy more things. He's got mad talent. He's extremely underated. He should do broadway...YES. Wayne Brady needs to do Broadway.He could be in Shrek! Yes and the so called "remake" thats not a remake of the Sister Act musical into a movie. YES. Lets cast wayne in this!! Yes. And in the Color Purple Musical Movie. Yes. Let's get him an audition.

People are like flies

Okay, so

WHEN WAS SOMEONE GOING TO TELL ME JOHN HUGHES DIED?
WHEN? WHEENENNNN????!!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!?
Well, I didnt really know he was alive...anyways he was only 59.

R.I.P.

Speaking of R.I.P
I was in the portrait museum the other day looking at this creepy painting of this really old wrinkly lady and some kids with downs syndrome, apparently the old lady created the Special Olympics. I'm watching the news and find out she just died. Weird.

Ay yo people, stop dying.

Foolish

Am I more upset that sir mix-a-lot participated? Or that this was made period? Im torn.

I want to work for Google

I decided to write blogs on the random things I google.

This blog was almost on digital disease, like herpes for your phone, but that got waaaayyy too intense.

We must keep text messaging safe from all the people minding their business...support the cause!

http://www.sextingisstupid.com/

Really?

Things you could be doing with your time instead of trying to discourage something thats not even bad..

World Peace
Ending Poverty

Providing clean water to under privledged children, actually people in general

Improving schools

Paying for me to go to school.

Of course the "Cause" has a facebook...I mean who doesn't?

And because this is such an important issue, make sure you dont forward things like:

Girls r like website domain namez......da ones i like r already taken

I get so emotional when u r not around. I think the emotion is called happiness. (haha)

I just wanted to find out when Texting was invented, and I opened u Pandora's Box...

http://www.netlingo.com/acronyms.php

Some of these are mighty ridiculous...

TMTOWTDI- There's More Than One Way To Do It

Now your just making them up, because their is no way anyone would know what that combination of letters mean...

UCWAP- Up a Creek Without A Paddle

Okay...

Ang Chuang holds the record for fastest text, he did a whole sentence in 42.36 seconds...Now when they say sentence...are we talking Jesus wept, or an actual sentence.

I probably could beat that.

Brady James holds the record for sending the most texts in a month...217,541....who? I don't and will never have that much to say.

Texting only came about in 1993....really? If you sit and think about the things that werent around when you were little, it makes you feel old.

For example there wasnt a DVD until 1995...

There wasnt even a google until 1998

I have a slight obsession with google logos because I want that to be my job when I get older.. by older I mean when I finally graudate.

But that is a whole different story.

You fail VH1.com

I got so excited when I found out I cold watch episodes of Pop Up Video online, until I clicked on the link. boo.

I happen to be in LOVE with the Jackson 5 movie, I watch it every opportunity I can, despite it being like 6 hours long. With all the recent MJ activity I wondered why Jason Weaver and the guy who played older MJ havent come out and said anything, I know they had to have met Michael. Well Wylie Draper died in 1993, A year after the miniseries was made. I felt like I mightve known that. But this man needs an oscar.

People who deserve an Oscar:
Whoopi Goldberg as Celie in The Color Purple ( Hello? Really? I will make you one)

Oprah as Sophia she gets a best supporting actress, do people realize that Oprah got skills? smh.

Jamal Woodard as Biggie, while the movie may have left out alot of things, my boo Jamal enbodied Biggie, his performance was amazing.

Suzanne de Passe will be rich for the rest of her life, and into her families life...she made Lady Sings the Blues, Jackson 5 Movie, The Last Dragon, Sister, Sister, Smart Guy, The Wiz, The Temptations. Girl.

Hahaha They offered David Allen Grier the role of Joe Jackson....


I just watched the whole pop up video of "You Rock My World"

Fish dont fry in the kitchen...

This is a sassy picture! Nice Jacket.

Remember when everyone got Jet Magazine? I used to think it came like the Newspaper.

So im STILL listening to only Micheal Jackson, and im STILL not sick of it.





My job has really started to irritate me. Seriously. The customers come in and I cringe. They bother me with their incompotence...incompatence? I dunno, dont teach us how to spell in montessori.


Anyways, It's like hey loose all common sense, and on top of that, they dont seem to care that they waited in line for 20 minutes, so they take 20 more minutes to decide what they want, "hold on, let me call Dan and see what he wanted...my husband has the money and he's in the bathroom....what do you suggest....i'd like 22 breakfast sandwhiches...where are my sandwhiches? (in the oven....you wanted them heated right? that takes time)





I'm ready to move, it's time to take on that responsibility, it's like my parents are allowing me to be lazy, when there is so much more I could be doing. Plus, I know they'll have my back ultimately.





My parents dont bother me about anything, which kinda concerns me, do they not expect anything more from me? Or am I actually doing enough? I just dont feel like im doing anything.





Omg, I saw a picture of Micheal Jackson in the Globe, on Wendy Williams show, the scariest thing ever, it was him with no makeup and no hair.

In other news, apparently Barack Obama is gay, Micheal Jackson had an affair and has a secret son...
Which doesnt matter because in the end, he obviously knew him, and is grieving...can you imaging loosing a family member and having to be reminded of it everywhere you turn?