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Friday, July 31, 2009

I want to work for Google






I decided to write blogs on the random things I google.
This blog was almost on digital disease, like herpes for your phone, but that got waaaayyy too intense.






We must keep text messaging safe from all the people minding their business...support the cause!














Really?







Things you could be doing with your time instead of trying to discourage something thats not even bad..





World Peace
Ending Poverty

Providing clean water to under privledged children, actually people in general

Improving schools

Paying for me to go to school.

Of course the "Cause" has a facebook...I mean who doesn't?



And because this is such an important issue, make sure you dont forward things like:






Girls r like website domain namez......da ones i like r already taken






I get so emotional when u r not around. I think the emotion is called happiness. (haha)






I just wanted to find out when Texting was invented, and I opened u Pandora's Box...












Some of these are mighty ridiculous...



TMTOWTDI- There's More Than One Way To Do It






Now your just making them up, because their is no way anyone would know what that combination of letters mean...






UCWAP- Up a Creek Without A Paddle






Okay...



Ang Chuang holds the record for fastest text, he did a whole sentence in 42.36 seconds...Now when they say sentence...are we talking Jesus wept, or an actual sentence.






I probably could beat that.






Brady James holds the record for sending the most texts in a month...217,541....who? I don't and will never have that much to say.



Texting only came about in 1993....really? If you sit and think about the things that werent around when you were little, it makes you feel old.



For example there wasnt a DVD until 1995...

There wasnt even a google until 1998


I have a slight obsession with google logos because I want that to be my job when I get older.. by older I mean when I finally graudate.

But that is a whole different story.

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